Russians are clumsy fucks.
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I guess Sept 24th may be a real thing after all 
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1500 Russian citizens arrested so far today for refusing to fight for Putin, what’s the bet they stick them in prison then after a month offer them ‘the deal’ 
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passes tin foil hat back
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It will protect you from the 5G emitting gay frogs
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It’s already happening. They’re grabbing whoever they can off the street. Stalinist genocide begins. Who’d a thunk it.
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Yup, record flights leaving Russia apparently.
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Why would they need 1 million though, eh? Hmmm…
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I think it’s his only option, an option that probably doesn’t even exist.
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So many holidays to Turkey!
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Probably Putin will get loads of Prisoners, Deserters, Protesters, etc - all Drafted, sent to Ukraine, and then he drops a Nuke on them 
Easy way to reduce the opposition!!
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Free poisoning of Russian cities along the border to go with it…
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