Suddenly increased Gamma radiation in Ukraine?

3 Points

Russians are clumsy fucks.

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I guess Sept 24th may be a real thing after all :joy:

Peanut Butter Running GIF by Jif

2 Points

1500 Russian citizens arrested so far today for refusing to fight for Putin, what’s the bet they stick them in prison then after a month offer them ‘the deal’ :rofl:

1 point

passes tin foil hat back

3 Points

It will protect you from the 5G emitting gay frogs

2 Points

Bye Bye Reaction GIF by GritTV

1 point

It’s already happening. They’re grabbing whoever they can off the street. Stalinist genocide begins. Who’d a thunk it.

1 point

Yup, record flights leaving Russia apparently.

1 point

Why would they need 1 million though, eh? Hmmm…

1 point

I think it’s his only option, an option that probably doesn’t even exist.

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So many holidays to Turkey!

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Probably Putin will get loads of Prisoners, Deserters, Protesters, etc - all Drafted, sent to Ukraine, and then he drops a Nuke on them :slight_smile: Easy way to reduce the opposition!!

3 Points

Free poisoning of Russian cities along the border to go with it…

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