Never Forget

That covid guide to safe sex cannot be real. It is NOT real. Right? It is just that at this point of absurdity in our society it could potentially he real.

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Sorry but…

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I refuse to believe it!:see_no_evil::hear_no_evil::speak_no_evil:

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Does that say “millennials will be happy to know that with the right hole size analingus is possible too. Just remember to swish some hand sanitizer in your mouth after.”

Why is this specific to millennials? Hand sanitizer in your mouth?

Also, does analingus involve having your mouth open like something is about to enter your mouth?

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Why not a tide pod? Geesh this is disturbing.

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Flee… More licking and ‘tongue penetration’ Aren’t you glad you asked?

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A thick stall wall must have quite the comedic effect.

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It has been done before in a movie from the 80s… not quite a stall but a hole in the wall. I should not have been watching those movies, they were highly inappropriate for children.

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