Mark this day, the day when Midgets returned to Teoti.
Danny Devito isn’t a dwarf, that’s classified as 4’10" and under, but I didn’t realise he was that close.
I must show this chart to the wife (she’s part Oompa Loompa.)
uh, maybe don’t show her your comment when you do, just sayin’…
Came here to say this, but you have it covered. My middle kid was almost dwarf. We actually did the bone age testi g when she was little because docs thought she’d be a midget. She is only 1/2 inch above the threshhold.
Mrs R is 5 foot, i’m 15 inches taller than her, we both know who’s the boss though.
You should hear what she calls me! 
I have a mate - whose wife also has leprechaun DNA - and we have begun deliberately leaving things on high shelves and then taking photos of them trying to reach the items. Our particular favourites are when they try to use implements like tongs to get hold of them. Of course, we send each other the photos of these incidents.
It’s a cheap - but rewarding - hobby. I recommend it.
I have been known to leave a bottle of wine on the top shelf, It is surprising she never has a problem getting it down.