Listening to Metal Makes You Fat, Study Says

Paracelsus · May 11, 2021, 4:35pm

Flee · May 11, 2021, 4:48pm

Of course they use Crowbar as the pic lol. the only fat people in a metal band

mynameis · May 11, 2021, 5:05pm

Correlation does not imply causation. But the website is accurately named, metal does indeed suck.

Flee · May 11, 2021, 5:08pm

YOU SUCK! YOUR LOVE OF ONE DIRECTION AND OTHER VARIOUS BOY BANDS SUCK!

YOU LOVE JEDWARD!!!

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Flee · May 11, 2021, 5:16pm

Ireland top 50…

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mynameis · May 11, 2021, 5:22pm

Canada top 50 ain’t looking any better:

Haven’t heard any of this “music”. Nor is shouting music. :3108_winkwonk:

Flee · May 11, 2021, 5:27pm

Yeah, i was hoping you wouldnt go there lol. I assume its pretty much the same everywhere.

mynameis · May 11, 2021, 5:32pm

The Doom soundtrack is pretty sick tho not gonna lie.

Flee · May 11, 2021, 5:32pm

Some metal is very worth “listening” to.

Flee · May 11, 2021, 5:35pm

Flee · May 11, 2021, 5:44pm

She is also a very talented singer when she isnt doing her metal voice.

REALITY · May 11, 2021, 5:47pm

Nickelback

/thread

mynameis · May 11, 2021, 5:49pm

Flee · May 11, 2021, 5:54pm

You sir, are dead to me.

REALITY · May 11, 2021, 6:27pm

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Flee · May 11, 2021, 6:36pm

and we’re back.

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tricpe · May 12, 2021, 7:34am

elsels · May 12, 2021, 5:42pm

Must be the reason Im soooo huge. sarcasm all heavy metal listeners Ive ever met were skinny.

Disclaimer: since this be interwebz. Im about 108 lbs.

Paracelsus · May 12, 2021, 9:22pm