Germany gets a $100 billion military upgrade

(at last)

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Would be entertaining if they were the first to raise a white flag if shit got serious

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They really need to put the whole Nazi stigma behind them, inherently there’s nothing wrong with German pastafist’s complex, though when Russia begins shelling your eastern border they may find motivating the population to fight back somewhat challenging.

2 Points

Think Jeremy Corbyn in a home guard uniform.

1 point

Speaking of which…

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