Fingernails ... gross!

1 point

Cunts with their own pools.

(everyone in the UK is secretly jealous)

1 point

We have a pool…I blow it up every summer :frowning:

1 point

Used to have a nice pool. Been trying to get another this year but everyone is booked up
sad arrested development GIF

1 point

So…at the moment I have a better pool than you. That gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside. :blush:

1 point

I can buy a 18’x33’ above ground, but I can’t get anyone to install it. If a bunch of parts are in my garage, does that count as having a pool? :crazy_face:

2 Points

No, leave me in my moment. :rofl:

2 Points