Castleford v Wigan - great commentary

1 point

You guys take your homoerotic bending and touching seriously

2 Points

I spent many years with my head stuck between a sweaty Hooker’s and Left Prop’s backside with a Full Back trying to rip my gonads backwards. Oddly, at the time, the last thing on my mind was homoeroticism.

2 Points

Dunno, with a bit of imagination I bet you could manage. A good stiffy would have changed that full back’s approach, I expect

2 Points

Although saying that, it would only have improved his grip

1 point